Ever since the tsunami, both Thai fishing boats and scientists have observed unusual bursts of electromagnetic waves and strange sounds emanating from the water around Andaman Beach. Apparently, the sounds’ “propagation, navigation, stealth and communication are all controlled by electromagnetic waves of unknown spectrum.” Further, the sound characteristic appears to be suppressed by technologically-advanced “sound shields.
Reportedly, there can only be a few explanations for this unusual activity. The first option is that some military is testing its next-generation stealth super-sub. The second option is that the sound is the earth’s crust shifting…very…slowly. The third option is that the aliens who some people believe accidentally caused the deadly tsunami while perfecting some technology (“Oops…Maybe I shoulda cut the RED wire…”) are finally getting it right.
1. The third option is that the aliens who some people believe accidentally caused the deadly tsunami while perfecting some technology (“Oops…Maybe I shoulda cut the RED wire…”) are finally getting it right.
My guess is that they got what they intended the first time, but burnt out their dilithium thingamajig, and have only been able to make little waves since.
Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 10th 2005 by The Tick