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Aliens Caused the Tsunami

UFOEver since the tsunami, both Thai fishing boats and scientists have observed unusual bursts of electromagnetic waves and strange sounds emanating from the water around Andaman Beach. Apparently, the sounds’ “propagation, navigation, stealth and communication are all controlled by electromagnetic waves of unknown spectrum.” Further, the sound characteristic appears to be suppressed by technologically-advanced “sound shields. 

Reportedly, there can only be a few explanations for this unusual activity. The first option is that some military is testing its next-generation stealth super-sub. The second option is that the sound is the earth’s crust shifting…very…slowly. The third option is that the aliens who some people believe accidentally caused the deadly tsunami while perfecting some technology (“Oops…Maybe I shoulda cut the RED wire…”) are finally getting it right.

 

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