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Come on, Turtle Eggs Don't Help Your Sex Life

sea turtleCan settle a couple of things right now. First of all, witches don't exist and neither do ghosts. UFOs MAY exist, but chances are they are NOT plucking people off of farms in Iowa and anally probing them.

And next, turtle eggs, bear paws and gall bladders, whale penises...none of these things, and I repeat NONE of them improve sexual potency. OK? It's all in your heads, folks, so can we stop slaughtering these animals because you can't get it up? There is one proven drug for this and it is called Viagra. Here's the Web site. Now stop killing these animals.

 

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