It's a question that has challenged the greatest minds in history. Socrates, Einstein, Sartre, Newton...all wrote long treatises on the matter of what color should one's pee be. Socrates was said to declare: the pee should be of an off yellow hue, for this conveys a healthy and hale spirit, and the conveyor of said pee will approach life's challenges with alacrity and wit. Einstein's famous equation: cP=Y+f/t*c2, where pee color is directly related to its yellowness plus foot size divided by the time it takes to pee times the speed of light squared is of course the result of one of his lesser-known, but unquestionably brilliant thought experiments. He imagined himself astride a stream of pee and pondered how another stream would appear from that perspective. Brilliance.

Of course, I'm kidding. It's Friday and writing such nonsense is how I've chosen to while away my morning. Sad, eh?

Well, all is not lost if you came looking for truly useful information on pee color. For here is a story that takes on the subject with, yes, alacrity and wit. Turns out, if you take a look a the handy color chart, that the best color for your pee is actually the off yellow variety.